Grass Fed WiFi

Our Shares

Three tiers of pasture-raised connectivity. Allocated seasonally by the co-op. Every member receives an unpasteurized pour.

Heirloom Share

Heirloom Share

Classic free-roaming signal, hand-routed over 2.4 GHz. Our original recipe, unchanged since the co-op's founding.

$39/month

Reserve Share

Reserve Share

Small-batch 5 GHz signal aged in oak-lined server rooms. Hand-selected frequencies, barrel-routed packets.

$79/month

Estate Share

Estate Share

Hand-churned packets from our highest pastures. Unlimited throughput, limited membership, allocated by committee.

$149/month

Rotating Quarterly

Seasonal Add-ons

Additional quarterly offerings tied to the harvest calendar. Reserve members choose one. Estate members receive all four.

Spring Pollen Pack

Mar–May

Spring Pollen Pack

Delicate early-season 3.6 GHz packets, perfect for video calls under 480p.

$19/quarter

Summer Solstice Bundle

Jun–Aug

Summer Solstice Bundle

Peak bandwidth at maximum daylight. Sun-ripened 5 GHz packets.

$19/quarter

Harvest Moon Premium

Sep–Nov

Harvest Moon Premium

The richest signal of the year. 6 GHz packets gathered at peak density.

$29/quarter

Winter Reserve

Dec–Feb

Winter Reserve

Slow-signal, cold-pressed 2.4 GHz bandwidth for quiet months.

$19/quarter

Not Sure Which Share?

Every member begins with the Heirloom Share. Grow from there as the committee allocates.

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