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Estate Share

Estate Share

Hand-churned packets from our highest pastures. Unlimited throughput, limited membership, allocated by committee.

$149/month

The Estate Share is the co-op's highest allocation, hand-churned from the packets harvested on our upland frequency pastures. These are the rarest signals the co-op produces — 6 GHz with occasional harmonics in the 7 GHz unlicensed experimental band, which the co-op occupies under terms we have chosen not to publicize. Membership is limited, allocated annually by committee, and cannot be rushed.

Members receive every seasonal add-on, a dedicated farmer-steward contact, and an engraving of their name on the co-op barn's south wall. An annual harvest-supper invitation is extended to all Estate members and their households. Uptime exceeds 94% and ping averages under 60 ms during allocation hours — numbers we do not guarantee to anyone, but which our logs have consistently shown since 2019.

What's Included

  • ·Everything in Reserve
  • ·Unlimited hand-churned throughput, 6 GHz primary with upland harmonics
  • ·All four seasonal add-ons, included
  • ·Dedicated farmer-steward contact (not by ticket system)
  • ·Static IPv4 address, hand-assigned from the co-op block
  • ·Uptime guarantee of 94% across all seasons, all weather
  • ·Name hand-carved into the co-op barn's south wall
  • ·Annual harvest-supper invitation (household of four, no electronics past the gate)

Bandwidth

Unlimited, 6 GHz hand-churned, sub-60 ms ping during allocation hours

Allocation

Community share — household + small business, unlimited devices, one router per site

Committee allocation decisions are final. Written appeals may be submitted by carrier pigeon. · Barn engravings are permanent but may weather. · Static IPv4 is drawn from an allocation we have held since 1998. We will not explain how.