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Reserve Share

Reserve Share

Small-batch 5 GHz signal aged in oak-lined server rooms. Hand-selected frequencies, barrel-routed packets.

$79/month

The Reserve Share is for members who have moved past the entry tier and want something with more structure. We age these packets in oak-lined server rooms, hand-selecting the frequencies that carry the deepest notes — typically the upper 5 GHz bands, with occasional bleed into 6 GHz during the autumn rotation.

Includes priority signal access during allocation hours (05:30–07:00 daily) and a quarterly invitation to tour the frequency pastures in person. Family-sized — connect up to six devices to a single hand-wound router without diluting the pour. Members report 40–85 Mbps depending on the pasture, with ping times that improve as the oak opens up.

What's Included

  • ·Everything in Heirloom
  • ·Small-batch, barrel-aged packets on 5 GHz (12-day oak minimum)
  • ·Priority signal access during allocation hours (05:30–07:00)
  • ·One rotating seasonal add-on (member's choice)
  • ·Uptime guarantee of 86% across all phases of the moon
  • ·Quarterly farm tour invitation (no devices permitted past the gate)
  • ·Dedicated MAC address range, hand-assigned by Fennel

Bandwidth

40–85 Mbps, 5 GHz primary, 180 ms average ping

Allocation

Family share — up to 6 devices on one router

Oak-aging imparts tannins to the signal. This is a feature. · Farm tours occur at dawn and do not involve WiFi. · Ping times improve with the oak. Do not submit tickets in the first 72 hours.